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Find below 10 funny yet wise quotes from the Bible, funny yet serious quotes from the Bible, plus “Center of the Bible” details (it’s pretty awesome!). These unusual bible verses are funny, but we can definitely gain wisdom from reading them. I pray we will all learn and be reminded about different important aspects of life, and get a good laugh at the same time. If you have any more Positive and Funny Bible Verses, Quotes, Scriptures or Stories to share, please do so. Thank you!
Funny Bible Verses, Quotes & Scriptures – Funny but true Quotes from the Bible
All Funny Scripture Quotes are Positive Bible Passages we can learn from.
#1 of 10 Funny Bible Verses ~ Rise and Shine!
“If you wake your friend in the early morning by shouting “Rise and shine!” It will sound to him more like a curse than a blessing.” ~ Proverbs 27:14, MSG
Thoughts & Lessons: Bad timing can quickly turn something that was intended to be pleasant into a big nuisance. Be sensitive when dealing with others. You may have the best intentions and a wonderful message or other gesture to share. But before you rush to say “rise and shine”, ask God for wisdom for the right timing so your words and actions may be received well. So help us God, Amen.
Read more on this (very funny story) => There is Time for Everything
#2 of 10 Funny Bible Quotes ~ There’s a lion outside!
“The lazy person claims, “There’s a lion out there! If I go outside, I might be killed!” ~ Proverbs 22:13, NLT
Thoughts & Lessons: When we are lazy, we will find excuses for everything. May we always remember that diligence pays off. May we not be lazy people. Instead, may we work hard, work smart with God given wisdom, and by God’s grace do everything to the glory of God. By God’s grace, God will bless our efforts! Our diligence will pay off! There’s no lion outside! lol.
See also: 25 Thought Provoking Bible Verses about Laziness; Inspirational Bible Verses for Work
#3 of 10 Funny Scriptures in the Bible ~ Don’t drive like a madman!
“The watchman exclaimed, “The messenger has met them, but he isn’t returning either! It must be Jehu son of Nimshi, for he’s driving like a madman.” ~ 2 Kings 9:20, NLT
“The lookout reported, “He has reached them, but he isn’t coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi–he drives like a maniac.” ~ 2 Kings 9:20, NIV
Thoughts & Lessons: Don’t drive like a madman. Don’t drive like a maniac. LOL. Instead, let your light shine!
“Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.” ~ Matthew 5:16, KJV
#4 of 10 Funny but true quotes from the Bible ~ Think before you speak
“There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking.” ~ Proverbs 29:20, NLT
Thoughts & Lessons: We must always think before we speak. So help us God, Amen.
Bible Verses about Thinking before Speaking ;
Bible Verses about the Power of Words we Speak; A Time to be Silent and A Time to Speak
#5 of 10 Funny Scripture Quotes ~ Funny Scriptures about Men
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” ~ Matthew 19:24, KJV
Thoughts & Lessons: It’s pretty funny trying to imagine a camel going through the eye of a needle :). Yep, it’s definitely impossible. Jesus made this statement after a conversation he had with a rich young ruler.
But note the verses that come after this:
“When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished, saying, “Who then can be saved?” But Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” ~ Matthew 19:25-26, ESV
So we must remember, nothing is impossible with God. What we can’t do in our own strength, God is very willing and able to help us, if we allow Him to. Read More: Getting to know God
#6 of 10 Funny Scripture Verses ~ Funny Scriptures about Women
“Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.” ~ Proverbs 21:19, NIV
Thoughts & Lessons: The lesson here is not just for wives ;). It is for both husbands and wives. Think twice the next time you are tempted to nag or quarrel. Don’t make your spouse wish they lived in the desert! 😀 Related: Encouraging Bible Verses for Wives
#7 of 10 Funny yet wise quotes from the Bible – No one’s chasing you!
“The wicked run away when no one is chasing them…” ~ Proverbs 28:1, NLT
Thoughts & Lessons: This one always makes me laugh :D. I always imagine this person who all of a sudden gets up and starts running, glancing back as he runs, screaming. But no one is chasing him! No one is running after him! I imagine everyone watching as he runs, wondering what’s gotten into him. The takeaway lesson here is – Let’s always do things that will make God proud of us. Whether in secret or in the open, let’s do things that we will not be ashamed of. When we make the right choices, we have no reason to keep looking over our shoulder, wondering who’s gonna come get us. It also reminds me of this scripture: “The man of integrity walks securely, but he who takes crooked paths will be found out.” (Proverbs 10:9, NIV)
Let’s be men and women of integrity, so we can walk securely, by God’s grace.
Amen. Read More: Bible Verses about Honesty & Integrity
#8 of 10 Funny Bible Passages – Whining & Complaining – Don’t Do it!
Funny but serious quotes from the Bible reminding us how much God hates whining and complaining.
“Tell the people, Consecrate yourselves. Get ready for tomorrow when you’re going to eat meat. You’ve been whining to GOD, ‘We want meat; give us meat. We had a better life in Egypt.’ GOD has heard your whining and he’s going to give you meat. You’re going to eat meat. And it’s not just for a day that you’ll eat meat, and not two days, or five or ten or twenty, but for a whole month. You’re going to eat meat until it’s coming out your nostrils. You’re going to be so sick of meat that you’ll throw up at the mere mention of it. And here’s why: Because you have rejected GOD who is right here among you, whining to his face, ‘Oh, why did we ever have to leave Egypt?’” ~ Numbers 11:18-20, MSG See also: Bible Verses about Complaining
#9 of 10 Funny yet true Bible Quotes & Sayings – Drip, Drip Drip!
“A nagging spouse is like
the drip, drip, drip of a leaky faucet;
You can’t turn it off,
and you can’t get away from it.” ~ Proverbs 27:15-16, MSG
#10 of 10 Funny Bible Verses, Scriptures & Quotes ~ Honda Accord
Did you know the disciples shared a car? (joke)
Make full my joy, that ye be of the same mind, having the same love, being of one accord… ~ Phil. 2:2 😀
Read More => Christian Jokes
But seriously, Amen to that Verse! Here’s the same scripture in the NLT version:
Philippians 2:2, NLT “Then make me truly happy by agreeing wholeheartedly with each other, loving one another, and working together with one mind and purpose.”
Amen. What a great scripture to end today’s devotional with :)!
Question: Do you know of any other unusual or funny or otherwise interesting scriptures?
Thanks for reading, Dear Friends – Have a wonderfully blessed, stress-free, productive, and joyful day!
Much Love & Blessings,
Bomi Jolly ~ JollyNotes.com
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